Jack

A Jack will be the best damn friend you ever have, and you wont even know it. He is as honest and direct as they ever have and ever will come. A Jack will always be there for you, and will casually treat your relationship with utmost importance, without making things weird. He loves nature and the outdoors, and he can be very proud. If you get him going about something he is passionate about, you'll have a helluva time stopping him. His filter is long due for a replacement, and he wont hesitate to speak his mind, but it doesnt matter, cause anything he has to say is kind and typically worth hearing. It's hard to get serious with him, but not impossible, and he knows when it's time to get real. If Jack translated to anything, it would be True Friend.

Kent: "Shit man, did you here Jack took a bullet for Cody!?"
Jeremy:"Damn, I hope he's ok. But I cant say that's unexpected, knowing Jack."

by Jermdaworm August 1, 2021

Jack

Sexy muscles. Seems scary and hard but get to no him and he’s soft as shit his best friend is called nina

Jacks bestfriend is called nina

by Jacklovesme September 8, 2019

Jack Rolloson

Runs a shit server Called BC:RP when DOCRP is better

Jack Rolloson is a shit developer and runs a shit server called BC:RP when my server DOCRP is better

by Matthew Mastrangelo April 29, 2021

Jack Munoz

a literal idiot who doesn't know what he is doing in life. plays clash of clans too

"Jack Munoz you are an idiot"

by anonymous January 28, 2022

Jack bastard

A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.

You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else

You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in

You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done

by 5IC August 25, 2017

Buttcrack Jack

Means, your crack is showing or you smell bad.

"Bye, Buttcrack Jack, fix my sink tomorrow".

by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017

Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.

Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.

by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018