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e-white knight

an overfed basement dweller that knows more about pokemons than women, yet systematically acts as a shield against basic macho insults, in order to get the graces of the maiden in need of rescue. A prick that thinks women need his help. The neglected beggars of the internet. The bottom of the barrel when it comes to founding a family, the last guys a woman would ever fuck.
-all the thumbs down for this gorgeous, beautiful female bassplayer are just jealous assholes : -your average e-white knight
by Spyan March 5, 2022
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White Collar CockBlock

When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.
Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.

Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.

Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
by Mike109999 August 15, 2022
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white-glove mechanic

an elite, often highly-specialized, perhaps cerebral, expensive mechanic
Telsa sent over some white-glove mechanic to diagnose the problem and he charged me $2000
by Kevin Nogilny December 3, 2019
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White Girl Gaze

The soul-piercing, heart-crushing, sweaty palm inducing, fluoride-smelling, blue-eyed, relentless stare of a 25 to 45 year old white woman.
*at work*

Kevin: "Did you see how that white woman was staring at us?"

Trevor:"Yeah bro that's the White Girl Gaze, shits haunting."

Kevin:"I fear for my life."
by BeefPiston September 8, 2022
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white boy swing

A dance move making fun of the lack of prowess white people have when dancing. It involves taking a short hop laterally and swinging your arm from to your hip over your head. Sometimes snapping may be involved. Pulling it off ironically is the only way it'll ever work.
Ian (or any other typical white name) is really throwing his weight into that white boy swing.
by thor1017 August 15, 2014
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Yummy white fluids

Samantha drank Jeff's yummy white fluids
by The doggo expert November 2, 2019
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paint me white

Referring to having sex and ejaculating on your partner, getting cum all over their body and/or face.

A lyric heard from a song A Song In The Key Of Sex by Lorene Drive
“Paint me white, it’s all I need tonight!”

“Just paint me white, I surrender to your love!”
by Jays_bloodlust June 15, 2021
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