by Senutobi December 31, 2020
Get the New Year’s Blastermug. The feeling of despair that floods your conscience after invariably being asked by a co-worker about a "totally amazing" article that you had skipped over in the New Yorker a month ago--after a moment of hesitation--and will never, ever have another opportunity to read. Ever.
Kevin: Hey, did you read that article by Ken Auletta in last month's New Yorker about the Indian newspapers?
You: Crap. No, I sort of got busy and, ... (trailing off)
Kevin: (wistfully) Oh. My. God. It was seriously the best thing I've read in like, months. It was actually the best thing I've read in probably a year. Five years even.
You: Thanks for the hearty helping of New Yorkeregret.
You: Crap. No, I sort of got busy and, ... (trailing off)
Kevin: (wistfully) Oh. My. God. It was seriously the best thing I've read in like, months. It was actually the best thing I've read in probably a year. Five years even.
You: Thanks for the hearty helping of New Yorkeregret.
by nicowags October 15, 2012
Get the New Yorkeregretmug. by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023
Get the New Jersey Driftmug. There isn’t enough of it! I don’t have enough of it! But what do I do? If only there was a place I could go to get... not less of it. It’s like... I have some of it but... the amount I have is insufficient... so I need to fine a place that has an increased amount of news.... and I need a tasty treat! Like a burnt marshmallow on a graham cracker. Or the best flavor of pop tart.
Hym “This made a good point about how you guy operate. You have to simultaneously frame me as both benign and incredibly dangerous for what you’re doing to work. (Get the name? You’re see how that works?) I sat in on a video today and holy shit are you getting trolled! Big time! You are in absolute denial of what’s happening here. No wonder he’s obsessed with getting the anonymous users banned. But you’ll sign off on this. You are all nuts-world. ‘My book says I’m good!’ Are you doing the book? ‘The books says I don’t have to do the book!’ Then how are you good? And that leads me to my next thought puzzle: Would you do what the book said if it meant evil would win? You can’t be good if you don’t do the book but doing the book means that someone who doesn’t do the book can use it against you. News... Just news.”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
Get the Newsmug. by fwuckMNJ December 29, 2022
Get the marvel new journeymug. the most inhumaine cult in the world lives in perth
use - to torture
effect - unknown at this time but we can confirm ita negative for the victim
invented by -
those who speak this language have increased in number since starting again after a brief break
dont forget
tryna brainwash me to think im their friend
use - to torture
effect - unknown at this time but we can confirm ita negative for the victim
invented by -
those who speak this language have increased in number since starting again after a brief break
dont forget
tryna brainwash me to think im their friend
new age jibberish - you cant make out the words of their sentence and therefore derive no meaning about what they have said
they will say some words clear which is a delude of for and against
their behaviour language is also jibberish
i guess its because they groom very sick young women with layers of tortures
i think is involved in some way with whatever they drug me with. well i know he is unless he got out.
they will say some words clear which is a delude of for and against
their behaviour language is also jibberish
i guess its because they groom very sick young women with layers of tortures
i think is involved in some way with whatever they drug me with. well i know he is unless he got out.
by Once you discover the meaning May 13, 2023
Get the new age jibberishmug. New tasks given to slut to study and follow as part of her Sluttish duties in regard to said slutter.
by Jock_Kousteaux June 23, 2016
Get the New Homeworkmug.