getting a ridiculous boner from the combination of smoking meth and being bit by a black widow spider…
Dying slowly but never been harder…
Dying slowly but never been harder…
When Steve got bit by a spider we knew it was only a matter of time before the Tallahassee double dip began to take effect…
During the fatal stunt, Mikey had Tallahassee double dipped then proceeded to flipping over multiple manhole covers with his penis… falling to the ground after such a feat of strength his last words were “I’m Mikey, and I like to party…”
During the fatal stunt, Mikey had Tallahassee double dipped then proceeded to flipping over multiple manhole covers with his penis… falling to the ground after such a feat of strength his last words were “I’m Mikey, and I like to party…”
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Get the Tallahassee Double Dip mug.The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.
Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
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