Cheese melted

A sandwich made in the microwave with 3 pieces of white american cheese on sliced bread, cooked for 32 seconds.. invented by Lori and Marci in the early 1980's

Lori made her best friend Marci a cheese melted for lunch.

by belladeefy May 8, 2020

cletus cheese

The nasty shit that gets stuck in a dirty uncircumcised penis foreskin

His Cletus cheese smelled real bad

by Cel.demers September 27, 2017

Cheese wheel

A phallus as wide and thick as a cheese wheel

Get your cheese wheel cut

by Grukasdix March 30, 2009

Cheese Kisser

Typically used as an insult. Is a person who kisses cheese or is a person that is very open about their sex lives to people who didn't ask or want to know about it.

"<name> is a cheese kisser." or "You are a cheese kisser."

by Blue00 August 20, 2024

Pail of cheese

The original thing Jack and Jill went up the hill for, bucket of cheese.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of Cheese;
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Gill came tumbling after.

by Hkettell December 9, 2023

Dream Cheese

A 'cheese' resulting from a wet dream and then proceeding to not shower or bathe for the following day

"Eric, Why do you smell like dream cheese?!"

by Callon Kelliano October 7, 2011

tripple whopper cheese

The best burger in the world get it at Hungry Jacks

Todd Payten ate a Tripple Whopper Cheese

by BENcummins July 24, 2022