iPad Kid

really annoying kids that for some reason always has sticky fingers and will do what ever they can to touch your phone. really annoying.

man 1: ur bad at this game
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

Sad Kid

When a kid is so sad that doesn't even deserve 5 likes.

vxltrix: That stupid fucking faggot SxnnyFPS is such a sad kid!!
IAmMacGab2K : You're damn right he's a SAD fucking kid.

by NickGurs March 31, 2019

Kid

A overused word by 10 year olds to look tough towards them thots

'kid: LOL KID GTFO XD'
'lmao this kid'
'KID'

by xx_thotslayer_xx March 22, 2018

Pun1sher kid

When you're very gay.

My name is Pun1sher kid and I suck at jng.

by kekw mannen August 29, 2020

Radiator Kid

A radiator kid is defined as someone who looks like they got chained up to a radiator their whole life and just got let out back into society.

“Look that radiator kid is watching Gacha Life”
“That band kid looks like a radiator kid”
“That smelly kid has to be a radiator kid”

by Hudlad May 9, 2023

Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.

Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021