What time was rehearsal?

When you know someone is lying so you ask them, “what time was rehearsal”

John says “I’m a pig,” but Will knows he’s lying so he says, “what time was rehearsal?”

by Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk December 17, 2025

time is a construct

santa will die in 32473

a life is a life

time is a construct

santa gon die

pew pew

we up

by PPeriwinkle September 3, 2025

One time

I worked in south central L.A. in the late 80s. The drug dealers would give some of the local kids money to stand on the corner to watch for the police. If a patrol car turned off of Central on to one of the side streets the kids would yell out "one time or two times" depending on how many patrol cars were coming. More than one coming usually meant somebody was going to get jammed up. The youth grew up hearing the police referred to as "one time." It was common for the local youth to greet law enforcement with the phrase, "what's up one time." It wasn't meant or taken derogatory. Just part of the culture.

"What's up one time!"

by 10-15 December 17, 2025

V-Time

stands for "vomit time"

At bar:

John: Where were you bro?
Jim: I just had some quality v-time. I'm back now. Shots on me!

by jimboshrip December 17, 2011

residual screen time

The duration of time when your screen device (e.g. smartphone) displays some non-blackout images whilst you aren't actively staring at the screen device — hence counted as "screen time" on its Screen Time app despite not harming your eyesight in any way

I love how my phone tracks residual screen time; I might not be staring at it, but those non-blackout images still rack up the hours like I'm glued to the screen!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025

Fart time

Fart time: Farting without any consideration for people around you.

After having a serious conversation with my girlfriend and her best friend on how immature I could be and how i need to start acting like an adult. All of a sudden. (Prooooootttt)" fart time". Fuck that conversation.

by Maliit tt September 12, 2020

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