MASON BROWN

THE COOLEST PERSON EVER HE IS THE BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL SAXOPHONE PLAYER IN THE WORLD HE IS THE BEST IN HIS BAND AND IS SUPER COOL. HE CAN SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE IN ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS.

WHO THE F**K IS THAT?
THAT'S A MASON BROWN HES THE BEST.
HE'S BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING

by IAMNEVERWR0NG September 11, 2023

Doc Browned it

That moment at the end of the night where you frantically gather the dregs of several mystery cups, bottles, and spillages into one glass, before downing into your own flux capacitor because you really really don't want the night to end, and thus, experience a time travel of sorts, whereby you still live in the good times, but when you wake up, your liver has aged 20 years.

Dude : It was an awesome night, but when everyone went home I ended up Doc Browning what was left and ended up robbing a bank...
...it seemed like a good idea at the time. Dang, I wish I could reverse time! I really Doc Browned it!

by The names Bond... Tommy Bond September 16, 2022

Brown sugar donut

A delicately sugar coated bunghole.

"Hey Felicia, i heard you got a brown sugar donut last night. Was it magical?"

""Oh Samantha! Stimulate my brown sugar donut!!!"

"I heard you ate a brown sugar donut last week. How did your diabetes take it?""

by A very hungry hippo January 27, 2018

Brown serpent

A thick, long, snaking shit. Often finds its way halfway up the ubend and can possibly find its way to your bed in the middle of the night

I was watching Harry Potter last night and the basilisk looked like the brown serpent I dropped right before it! JK Rowling was so impressed when I showed her she blocked me!

by Reggiedownthestreet January 14, 2022

brown brushed

The act of unknowingly shoving a toothbrush in someones ass.

" dude I don't know how things are going with tenna , I mean last night shebrown brushedme. I don't know if I liked it but I definitely need a new tooth brush."

by meckomacko March 28, 2015

Brown Slip N Slide

Anal intercourse that involves using fecal matter as a lubrication

Last night, I rode the brown Slip N Slide. It was messy, but man did it feel good.

by Cool Melon July 29, 2022

Brown Monster

Absolutely MASSIVE shit. From France.

I just dropped a brown monster in the toilet.

by Brownmonster2000 January 12, 2025