cheese fap

The art of cumming in someone’s moldy cheese sandwich

Did you cheese fap in Jerry’s sandwich today Martha ?

by anonymous June 2, 2021

Raw Cheese

The best bit of bud around, always getting it off of the plug to get whiffed with the firm.

She said "the weeds dead", I said "Wa? That's Raw Cheese"

by JasonKellow June 8, 2023

cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

Royale with cheese

When you drag your nuts across a woman's face after not showering for some time to get that fromunda cheese on that face.

My girl was not happy after I gave her a Royale with cheese man.

by Psycho Wrath October 24, 2024

Cheese Fucker

A wonderful insult describing stupid people.

Listen here cheese fucker!

by meowing tiger February 3, 2020

Cheese

Unspeakable, god, all powerful, 42

I am cheese, I am speed

by Hdjdjdndjdjd January 1, 2020

Capparoni and Cheese

Originating from the Word "Cap" but adding a little bit of spice.

When someone says a straight out lie that makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could pass for your mama's home made goodness.

Friend 1: Girl, I got a date with Jack Harlow tonight!!
Friend 2: That's Capparoni and Cheese my guy, ain'y no way you got a date with him.
Friend 1: I know I just wanted to see your reaction.

by Capparoni And Cheese May 26, 2023