mark's penis

likely the most massive shlong you have ever seen in your life

wow mark's penis could knock over lizzo

by mark is god March 15, 2024

pussy penis cunt and vag

A Gentle and simple chant you can chant when you are sitting the boys and you 'bout go pop dat pussy

John: oh look There clyde and greg!
Clyde: oh tight, your Think we can score?
Greg: Absolutely!

All: Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag!

by TheTinyTheorist May 31, 2017

Penis

Somthing that can get hard at times u dont want it to and can be stuck inside any hole

Most guys have a penisssss.

by Lil..zoe November 20, 2019

Penis

when you are age 1 to 10 the are small when you ages 11 to 12 they start to get big
when they are hard and it feels good to rub it a.k.a masturbating and then semen,cum,or sprem
doing sex woman like to suck it a.k.a blowjob use the hand rub a.k.a handjob or use their feet a.k.a footjob and woman like in their ass or vagina

All men have a penis

by FullerHouseking101 March 12, 2021

Conan penis

A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are

Hey luke you know that guy I was banging last night he had a total conan penis

by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016

personality penis

When your penis is not impressive enough on it's own so you have to compensate by having a great personality.

"Yeah Chad isn't the biggest I've ever been with, but he's such a good listener. He's got that "personality penis"."

by HiDefStatic March 28, 2020

Penis

idk but it tastes funny.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of a penis.

Person 2: No, but my friend said they tased oddly

by LargeCokMaster October 3, 2022