Blue conned nut

A leftist that believes any and all woes especially violent mob actions comes from conservatives or those that don’t fit in their assigned social roles as per the leftist philosophies

L: The police caused this riot

Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage

by Nightbard March 7, 2021

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Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.

Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.

by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012

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Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

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nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.

The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

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When the human male contracts every single sexually transmitted disease known to mankind that one would rather copulate with a three week old seekh kabab skewer that was left outside on the streets of Karachi.

Amanda: God damn it, my crotch has been on fire since last night!
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.

by knottyfibre January 23, 2024

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