hay for my donkey

Getting some hairy pussy

I gotta split and get some hay for my donkey.

by Breadidas May 25, 2006

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my moms dead

A response to the phrase "your mom", where the user is trying to make the "jokester" feel badly.
The jokester either apologizes or comes back with something witty.

Person 1: hey yo! Who's the man?!
"Jokester": your mom!
Person 1: dude, my moms dead okay...
"Jokester": oh my god, look I'm sorry, I didn't know...
Person 1: haha, look who just got pwned.

Person 1: You're gay.
"Jokester": your mom's gay!
Person 1: ... my mom's dead...
"Jokester": yea, I know... she's the reason I'm necro...

by Brttny Frrr July 24, 2008

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eat my asshole

The means to eat one asshole.
Or can be used in the sense that a friend i being a complete fuck ass.
Or a term that is used as a comeback

man she can eat my asshole.
Hey eat my asshole fag

by Benx May 20, 2008

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tickle my nipple

A useless phrase used in response to anything. Often said in the style the Doorman from the Wizard of Oz says "Well bust my buttons!" It is often used in response to something serious to throw the conversation completely off.

Guy 1: OMG I just found a pot of gold!
Guy 2: Well tickle my nipple!

Guy 1: Dude...my dog just died.
Guy 2: Omfg why dont you just tickle my nipple then?

by TickleMyNipple October 30, 2008

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What's on my mind

A thing a girl says when she really wants to tell you something important, but wants you to work it out for yourself. Obviously most men are mind readers so it all works out fine.

Girl: Can you tell what's on my mind?

Guy: Yes, lets go and do it right now.

Girl: Wow, you're so gorgeous and amazing.

by Not Nev April 10, 2013

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