Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

fat cunt

your a cunt thats fat

oi you fat cunt ima roll some tns ba eshays

by eshaycuntking November 28, 2024

blowing fat o's

When taking a hit from a vape you do a certain motion with your mouth releasing the vapour in a O/ring shape usually done by eshays

yesterday i was getting my back blown and blowing fat O's at the same time

by NayGiggers12345 July 15, 2022

Fat cookie

a person in elementary school who ate cookies and bullshiting and yell cookie all the time

how are you fat cookie

by Vage2004 May 30, 2020

Fat Pig

The penis of a man who doesn't want to make it known he his talking about his penis.

"Leave my fat pig alone!"

by Mysterious Frying Pan June 18, 2018

fergus fat ward

Fergus fat ward is a fat greasy prick who has a pedo dad and shags dogs and also fancies little girls

Fergus fat ward is fat and greasy

by Joebobuuuuu December 1, 2022

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023