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Government Cheese

Government cheese is MONEY that comes directly from the government.

The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.

The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.
Rich idiot: “Let’s make up dinosaur’s and then ask for Government Cheese to give us Money to research them”. Or “let’s create movies with Serial Killers in them then ask for Government Cheese to research the problem”. Or “buy more Government cheese with Chinas Money”.
by Brian schwisow January 21, 2023
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cheese aholoic

Cheese aholoic is someone who has a over obsession with cheese. Possibly should consider rehab. Your bouls probably arnt working as good as they should. Probably bad and breath. Cheese aholoic syndrome very rare occurrence event. Probably nasty acne. you get depressed if you don't have cheese.
Doctor: how does cheese make you feel
Me: cheese is my pride in joy
Doctor: you are a cheese aholoic
by Cheeselover69 April 25, 2016
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Cheese Pill

Something your friend Scott who is short makes up in class
Is that a cheese pill?
by xdGay123 December 19, 2018
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cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
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gripping cheese

The act of falling asleep while eating cheese puffs and watching porn.
by Hienz Thunderclap October 29, 2020
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Horse cheese soup sauce

A popular type of sauce, typically used on cheese sandwiches in Wisconsin
We ran out of horse cheese soup sauce so I didn’t want to eat my sandwich
by Matt sherl September 1, 2019
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