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On the 21 October, a national recognition of teachers is held where all the naughty boys and girls have to bring their teacher a bottle of wine to show their respect and apologise for being naughty.
Teacher: Tomorrow is National respect your teacher and bring them wine day so I expect you to comply for once
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?
by miss_teacher October 19, 2021
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National show your cock to your best friend day

You have to show your best mate your cock, it could be comparing, or seeing whose is bigger, either way lads get those cocks out
by Theamazinghumana February 13, 2022
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February 4th is National Let Your Sister Play Video Games Day. Hand over the controller.
"It's February 4th you have to let me play!"
"So?"
"It's National Let Your Sibling Play Video Game Day!"
by friedchickenstick February 4, 2021
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National give your boyfriend his clothes back day

On this day you give your boyfriend back all his tee shirts, hoodies, and sweat pants you’ve borrowed from him. Also it’s august 6th
Bf: Hey babe it’s august 6th you know what that means?
Gf: What happens on august 6th?
Bf: It’s “National give your boyfriend his clothes back day“
Gf: Oh wow I completely forgot
by Elric23 July 24, 2022
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Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!
“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”
by Brown brown September 5, 2022
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