loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.

Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.

by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015

monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

by Royroy February 17, 2015

monkeying

Dillydallying with someone other than momi

Yo, was you monkeying with someone else! ?

by Momi February 17, 2015

Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.

That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.

by jbleezy April 12, 2015

monkey nerve

Primal instinct, especially sexual arousal.

Just the touch of his hand jolted my monkey nerve.

by Downtime Desires April 15, 2015

Grease Monkey

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.

Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!

by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015

to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2015