cat litter

When your partner just shaved their pubic hair and you pee on it. The stubble does a really bad job soaking it up and you have to use your hind legs to kick it up and it just goes all over the place and scratches up their tummy.

I just used your moms pubes as cat litter

by John my hopkins April 10, 2023

kit cat

The best, fluffiest and cutest cat ever. Sweet, soft girly meow. Only problem is she barfs a lot.

My little Kit Cat is the best!

by Meela Wheatley June 18, 2022

Dippy the cat

An adorable cat owned by a witty reverend. Stories of Dippy's adventures can be found on Fb.

Dippy the cat loves Flea.

by 22omgitsme December 16, 2016

That's Cat

Calling something "cat", as in "That's cat - That was cat" etc, is a pejorative term. It means that something is bad, annoying, or negative in general. And can be interchanged for the words "bullshit", "crap", "awful", and many more! Doing a little bit of research, I believe it is originally an old Irish saying, or Irish slang.

"Cat and cat malogen” as in “That’s cat or that’s cat malogen altogether.”
It means that is very bad or terrible altogether. " - From Irishcentral.com

Friend: Fuck I'm sad... I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me!!
Friend 2: Oh shit! I'm so sorry dude, that's cat!"

by El P January 07, 2025

mad-catting

Hanging with your brother and his girlfriend.

I made dinner for my brother and his girlfriend Jayna. I was mad-catting.

by LibrariesAndsuch March 03, 2014

Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...

Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!

by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024

Cat Close

The point at which a door is almost closed, but there is just enough space for a cat to get through, usually done intentionally as to not lock a cat out of a room.

"Can you please Cat Close the door when you leave my room? I want some privacy, but I don't want to lock the cat out."

by Honk on YT November 09, 2020