Monkey Nuts

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.

Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.

by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022

Deez nuts

A acorn used for baking and making jam

Friend:Do you have and deez nuts for my jam?
Me:Yes deez nuts is my favorite acorn!!

by Sjnsnejene November 4, 2021

Nut Squat

Adj- the act of working out the male genitalia in various forms of activities such as tea bagging, sexual intercourse, and blow jobs.

Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek

My preworkout exercise consists of 20 nut squats in the locker room.

by JaiGuyBowie July 29, 2016

Cuck Nut

To be a cuck in the corner, but still getting that nut.

“Jessica got fucked by that dude, and I got my cuck nut in!”

by Cassienotcathyy April 9, 2022

Butt nut

Butt nut is when you put water in your ass with a shower and then i then it drops out again after a while.

i had a nasty butt nut an now my undies are wet

by YeetBoye April 16, 2018

nut kisses

When 2 gay men are having sexual intercourse and they touch the tips of their penises together. Not usually done in a sexual way, more so romantic.

James Charles and Grayson Dolan gave each other nut kisses in bed to show their love for each other.

by fantagingerlover69 July 29, 2018

shifty nuts

When you're nuts a to dry and stiff, and the shrink of size

sergio: man....how am I gonna get my girl tonight if my shifty nuts won't go away....

by RektbyamateK July 5, 2017