penis

a thing that boys have. It's a cum device, you pee with it and have it get sucked. its great

Chad:"Yo, I have a huge dick!'
Brad:"Sick, me too!."
*excessive cum sounds*
Announcer: These two fellas are using their cum device, known as the penis/dick to cum to porn

by attackhelicopter420 February 14, 2021

Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.

John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.

by Bitches420 February 15, 2021

Penis

3 inches is good enough

“You have such a small penis”, the woman said. “The boys didn’t think so”, he responded

by Canyon34 February 19, 2021

peni

the plural form of penis

idiot: dude you have two penises!
smart: peni***

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021

Peni

The plural word for "Penis"

"Woah, look at all those peni!"

by YourLeastFavoriteNerd February 20, 2021

Penis Palooza

do sex in a locker

Hey Bob mc. Bobberson, I did a Penis Palooza today!
Bob mc. Bobberson: wai wat-

by P0pcord February 22, 2021

Penis Zombie

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.

How was talking to Tom last night?

He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.

Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.

by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021