Friends

Friends is something I don't have and probably neither do you if you search friends on urban dictionary

For example:
I don't have any friends

by Imrlylonelydude April 8, 2020

best friend

someone whose job it is to worry about the other person

best friend: pretend i wrote something unique here

by catwagon August 4, 2021

Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

friends lineup

A friends lineup is like the artist lineup on a flyer for a music festival, but better. When you are deciding whether to go to an on international trip for a festival, you might look at one of two things the artist lineup and the friends lineup. The Friends Lineup is the everything. It’s what makes your liver hurts, it’s the adventure, the stories, the memories, the only then, only there experiences, it’s what gives meaning to FOMO for anybody who isn’t the friends lineup for this trip.

I wasn’t gonna go the Vegas trip, but then I saw the friends lineup and knew I had to.

by Wunshu April 25, 2024

Bedst Friends

Two individuals who are best friends but are also fucking which makes them Bedst Friends so they might have a girl friend but the female friend is single and she might wanna mingle with her bestfriend 🤷🏾 ♀️

A boy and a girl become bestfriends one grows feelings and the other does too they become bedst friends only when they start fucking.

by Chaoskidd June 7, 2021

A Girl Best Friend

Someone who you thought was your friend but then now you don’t wanna be seen with her and she’s just downright a bitch

Malea is a such A Girl Best Friend but she’s so fake

by Someonewhohateslife May 8, 2024

Fifth Friend Syndrome

A negative social effect in which a new person in a friend group usually thinks he's friends with the people in the group. And tries his hardest to integrate into their social structure. But the people in the friend group usually treat him as a friend. But in reality, they're doing it not to upset him/her. They usually treat the new person like a dick. Acting nice while also putting him/her in the background.

Usually named so because the new person mostly tends to be fifth one. Most social structures consists out of people in groups of 4.

John: "I asked Kevin if he would want to hang out some time. He said yes but he just straight up ignored me after I tried to ask him when but he ignored me. At the end of it he hung out with another friend and completely ignored me."

Bob: "John, it looks like you have fifth friend syndrome."

by TheSmellyCheeseBoi April 8, 2022