Cum Mummy

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)

A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”

(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
by Yo Mama’s Asshole February 24, 2020
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Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.
Jesus, that was one cum ninja.
by TylerStevenson January 03, 2017
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Cum-nado

A ferocious, spinning cum-shot. Usually a result of multiple men busting on a woman at once but it could form from a single dude if the load is violent enough.
My friend and I busted a fat cum-nado on your mom's face last night. It was fucking rad, dude.
by Brock in my Ash July 01, 2021
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diarrhea cum

The act of cumming profusely because of some hot shit
Damn shawty don’t come around here w all that ass you gon make me diarrhea cum.”
by t.ri.stan February 01, 2022
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cum in a bathtub

It’s cum in a bathtub now take it
Chad here’s cum in a bathtub take it
by Wolfie the titan February 11, 2021
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Foreskin cum

Fore skin cum is the cum that sticks inside your fore skin often forgotten about and molds once in molding it can only be sucked off by someone else (saliva is the only thing that can remove it) also note moldy fore skin cum can become infected and they will have to surgical remove your dick
My moldy Foreskin cum was stinging so my gf slurped it up
by dont dab February 20, 2021
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Cum Cricket

A hoe who be jumping across every male in the friend group for the purposes of f*cking
That hoe was pulling a Cum Cricket on my homies
by _obsid4n_ February 16, 2024
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