Cum-Smeck

The act of jizzing in your own hand and then quickly slapping someone in the face with that hand.

Nigga, if you don't get me my money I will Cum-Smeck you so hard!

by can sir July 30, 2016

Cum Dragon

Cum Dragon is a word when describing a gay dragon who streams

Cum Dragon OwO

by BigBrainTime360 November 11, 2020

berries and cum

berries and cum is a ritual when a man with mommy issues eats berries while masturbating and cums on them while screaming "UR MOM" afterward he might do the little lad dance.

"yesterday was so fun! i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."

by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021

Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”

Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024

Cum fart

When gay

Christian is gay, so cum fart.

by Bradlee2thre3 December 26, 2022

Cum drunk

When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk

Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover

by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021

Cum roulette

You and your homies get glasses of milk and one glass of cum. Spin the table around and mix the cups around. Who ever gets cummed looses

Me and the homies just played cum roulette

by Ronald McTits February 9, 2022