Swift one off the wrist

To masturbate

That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist

by saddlesniffer September 26, 2014

One Dead Disco Dancer

1) A person who does not dance.
2) An experimental musician from Leicestershire.

One Dead Disco Dancer is fucking awesome, I'm gonna download his shit off of Demonoid right away!!

by MikeKunt October 7, 2008

going to town with one in the brown

fucking someone in the ass.

"Wanna come out Dave?" "I can't Bob i'm busy going to town with one in the brown on Jess"

by Dan the man with a big wang November 30, 2013

Tossing The One Bean Salad

1. Manual stimulation of the female clitoris. Most frequently an act of self-indulgence, although some consider "The Toss" to be a normal activity during sexual encounters Third Base.

Dude... I was walking past your Mom's room and she was flat on her back "Tossing The One Bean Salad"!!!

by Boogie D October 12, 2011

Pissing in One's warm spot

Taking something that someone finds joy in and describing it as joyless and inferior. Taken from lake swimming where you can find occasional warm spots; telling someone about it may lead them to come over to share the warm spot, only to take a piss.

"I am in love with this video. 1000 musicians got together to play a song to get foo fighters to come to their tiny Italian village."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."

by GreetingsADM September 4, 2015

world's number one supergroup

The best band in life, Led Zeppelin is often called the number one supergroup.

ignoramus: whats led zeppelin?
coolguy: the world's number one supergroup dumbass

by iluvcheeseandcrackers11 June 12, 2009

under one's own steam

independently, not doing something to carry out instructions or orders

He removed the junk on his own steam. (example of under one's own steam)

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2009