by Claymore124 April 11, 2014
Get the King Douche bag mug.A type of condom someone uses when thier penis is over 9.7 inches long and whoever uses it can sometimes be a fag
Nick: just got my garbage bag condom
(Girls blushing)
Darth Vader: hey give me my garbage bag condom you gay retard
(Girls now laughing)
Girls: hehehe what's the size of yours... 2 and a half inches
(Nick now walking away crying in the distance)
Darth Vader: now who wants to have some fun if you know what I mean
Girls: ew your discusting go away from us you fag
Nick: haha at least I'm not the fag in here
(Girls blushing)
Darth Vader: hey give me my garbage bag condom you gay retard
(Girls now laughing)
Girls: hehehe what's the size of yours... 2 and a half inches
(Nick now walking away crying in the distance)
Darth Vader: now who wants to have some fun if you know what I mean
Girls: ew your discusting go away from us you fag
Nick: haha at least I'm not the fag in here
by swaghetti and memeballs March 26, 2017
Get the Garbage bag condom mug.a name describing the act of when the cutest Boston terrier that ever lived comes up while your laying and drags his body spread out across your chest up your body and tries to drag his dog penis and balls across your face....Cause he LOVES YOU. :)
"I was laying on your couch, and your dog came up and drug his dog nuts across my chin and they skitched my lips!!! AAAAHHH!!!
"Thats my D BAG DEXTER. Good boy, you deserve a treat!
"Thats my D BAG DEXTER. Good boy, you deserve a treat!
by Jaypro January 26, 2011
Get the D BAG DEXTER mug.I just slapped Mary-ann with my Asian Brown Bag. Rofl she's gonna be so mad when she gets out of that coma.
by Anita Dyk August 24, 2011
Get the Asian Brown Bag mug.Derived from douche bag, it is a word used to commonly describe someone who is acting as the equivalent of a douche bag, or someone who likes to say dumb things, someone who thinks they are funny and no one else laughs, a one upper,and your all around average piece of crap. a real dildo baggins.
Mike: "oh my name is mike and im a nerd who likes to listen to 50 cent the act all cool but im really just a video game geek. la de da de da!"
Portia: "what a bag o douchka"
Jeffrey: "definitely a douche baggins."
Portia: "what a bag o douchka"
Jeffrey: "definitely a douche baggins."
by Portia&Jeff December 17, 2007
Get the bag o douchka mug.when someone is so completely spastic you just know they have bare issues to deal with.
used to describe mental state of society's rejects.
used to describe mental state of society's rejects.
by shadybattyman23 February 3, 2008
Get the cuple bags full mug.To bag one's meat. A man involved in the missionary sex position with a woman. Successful intercourse involving the interaction between male genitalia and female genitalia.
by Smash addict February 23, 2007
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