by Акула August 3, 2021
Get the Monkey Feetmug. When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.
This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.
Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.
This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.
Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
Get the Monkey Earmug. 
A man or a woman who believes in the theory of Evolution.
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.
Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.
A replaced for the
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.
Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.
A replaced for the
by Wrapper of lies! August 8, 2022
Get the Monkey fuckermug. When an individual jumps around or over something or someone to avoid exposure to a nasty situation.
At the Taj Mahal in India, AP1 had to go full monkey in the men’s bathroom to avoid contact with people sleeping on the floor in urine and others taking a standing bath in the sink.
by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025
Get the Full Monkeymug. The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018
Get the Blood monkeymug. 