Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing

Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that

by Poopball January 11, 2025

change monkey

A derogatory term for a bank teller or cashier. Also used when you are pissed off at the person acting as "banker" when playing Monopoly.

Sorry I'm late, there's a new change monkey working at the coffee shop.

or

Gimme my change, change monkey!

by ViridianDusk March 15, 2010

Door Monkey

A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.

We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.

by Door Monkey Door Lock November 28, 2013

Barrel of monkeys

Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.

Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there

by Napoleon in rags99 January 12, 2024

Monkey Go Happy

Monkey Go Happy is practically the most addictive game series on the internet. It has endless levels with several monkeys to make happy.

Pencilkids makes Monkey Go Happy, Pupzzle, Droppy, Abuba the Alien, Moonster Safe, Anbot, Bowja the Ninja, and especially the not so kid-friendly Retardo and the Iron Golem.

by JeffyFanatic5000 March 9, 2022

Moon Monkey

Noun. A man who identifies with the Madchester scene or Northern English Indie music of the 1990s and early 2000s. Typically wears Parker jackets, check shirts, Adidas Samba trainers and sports messy hair brushed forward over the forehead and ears.

Originates from a Trevor & Simon sketch on Saturday morning kids TV.

“Look at that moon monkey! Who does he think he is, Liam Gallagher?!”

by Yorkshire Hunter May 23, 2018

Monka Vs Monkey

Monka - Used when someone is being rude and very obnoxious and loud.
Monkey - Used to tell someone they are acting like a animal.
Or used against African Americans

Monka Vs Monkey

Monka “ Person 1: He is such a monka. I was trying to be nice to him and he wouldn’t stop bragging and yelling.”
Monkey “Person 2: You need to stop climbing on that. You ate acting like a monkey.”

by kaygotthawock June 2, 2023