Post Traumatic Jacking

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.

Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.

by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015

jack in the box

a place that has bomb ass assin' ass food.

i just had some bomb ass assin' ass jack in the box.

by Bordshiesty May 26, 2023

Jacks Dad

When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.

My mate took a tumble in the shower and hid dad pulled off a classic Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX. February 16, 2021

Jack

A reference to a cigarette usually a Newport

Hey brah can I get a jack

by Ayeghods March 29, 2020

Jack

a clumsy person

im such a jack

by theonegamernoonelikes September 15, 2017

Jack

A gay guy that dates Kim, is 4’1” likes throbbing cock, and never goes to Ricky’s because Alyssa Tyczka is a little bitch.

Oh my god I saw jack givin head to another woman, it wasn’t Kim!!

by The Big Aids December 11, 2019

Jobless jack

When someone is too good to work and would rather spoung off of the tax man

Jobless jack will never work

Jobless hopeless jack

by hecktor brogobank December 21, 2018