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cum-guzzling gutter whore

A female that swills semen for fun and/or profit.
She has to have a cock in her mouth at all times. She's a cum-guzzling gutter whore!
by Phil Buster April 2, 2012
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Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
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I love you whore

A person, usually a girl who dates ALOT of men, or a guy trying to win a girl; who says "i love you" after just one day, or very quickly without truly meaning it, or knowing the meaning.
Boy: "i had a great first date, call me?"
Girl: "i love you :D"

Myspace Status: I love you Ethan! 6/17/09
Mood: IN LOVE! <33333333
(Todays date; 6/17/09)

Boy: Do you want to go out with me?
Girl: Sure
Boy: Baby, i love you :D

Olivia: I love my boyfriend!!!!
Taylor: You've been going out with him for a day....
Kirstie: Girl, you've gotta tone it down, you're going to be a MAJOR i love you whore!
by KayTayLivia July 17, 2009
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Attention craving whore

Contrary to what most people think they are, attention craving whores/bastards can be male OR female. A common noticeable trait is a general lack of interest by their own parents. Thanks to mom and and dad not giving a shit, ordinary people have to deal with them IRL or on teh internet. Guilty of spending too much time copying what "works" instead of developing their own personal qualities.
Noticeable symptoms BE noticeable : no personality, no imagination, despicable sense of humor, generally boring, spend waaaaayy to much time figuring what is LULZ enducing when they don't even know WTF LULZ even means. Driven by the motivation of copying everything that gets thumbs up on teh internet, even to the point point of impersonating people they can't even figure out. The worst kinds even post their own botched up photos because they are sincerely convinced someone will give a shit, even though mom and dad stopped caring 20 years ago when they bought the new Mac ripoff. Generally think they are "special", even though lacking the meaning of imagination. Most often then not put their hands on automated software like Photoshop or Reason and post the awful results shamelessly on social networks, thinking they are "artists" while their hollow shells mass up to buy more bigmacs. And still fucking complain. To sum it up, sad empty people you have to help/avoid, but life is hard as it is and not everyone is mother Theresa.
Attention craving whores still think marketing driven "music" and "movies" are actually good.
by Spyan November 3, 2012
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Lunch Room Whore

A person who exhibits whore like qualities in a lunchroom dining facility.
Oh Janice was such a lunch room whore this afternoon.
by Tyrannosaurus Rex Man June 2, 2012
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Fat Face whore

A person who will wear nothing other than Fat Face branded clothes.
Peter: Your such a Fat Face whore!!

Alice: I like their range ok!!
by maadmaxxer July 8, 2010
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stupid fake whore

A girl who can't stay true to her friends, people who have been there for her and go behind her back, and don't give a fuck about other people because they are normally also backstabbing, whore because they aren't loyal and like to cheat. Says one thing to your face another behind your back. Normal extremely jelous of you and friends around you.
'aw love you gal'

Then goes behind your back and does something else, "stupid fake whore"
by Truthhurtsbitch. June 25, 2015
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