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douche bag move

the act of talking someone out of taking the last of something; then proceeding to take that item for yourself
Blake: Dude, you can't take that Coke it's his last one!

Taylor: Ooh, yeah man your right that would be kinda fucked up, I'll put it back

Blake: (Grabs Coke that was just put back and starts chugging it)

Taylor: Woah dude, WHAT A DOUCHE BAG MOVE!!!!
by WestHillzH1 February 2, 2008
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Garbage bag condom

A type of condom someone uses when thier penis is over 9.7 inches long and whoever uses it can sometimes be a fag
Nick: just got my garbage bag condom
(Girls blushing)

Darth Vader: hey give me my garbage bag condom you gay retard

(Girls now laughing)
Girls: hehehe what's the size of yours... 2 and a half inches

(Nick now walking away crying in the distance)

Darth Vader: now who wants to have some fun if you know what I mean

Girls: ew your discusting go away from us you fag

Nick: haha at least I'm not the fag in here
by swaghetti and memeballs March 26, 2017
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King Douche bag

by Claymore124 April 11, 2014
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bag o' hell

n. (bg o' hel)

1. A step up from "a can of worms", an unfortunate situation compounded by idiots.
2. A situation that has become confusing or difficult
3. Ire, ill feelings for an individual or a group of people.
4. Drama, human suffering, general spitefullness and chaos.
5. A bag (burlap or plastic) that contains the fires of hell, its lord and all its minions (demons).
1. "Oh shit, you just opened up a bag 'o hell ...."
2. "Man this situation has just turned into a bag o' hell."
3. "Dont make me open up a bag o' hell on you boy."
4. "Dont drag me into this bag o' hell, leave me out of this."
5. "Hey dude check this out, this crazy old asian dude gave me this bag o' hell."
by Scruff Cockmonger May 29, 2005
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Asian Brown Bag

When one fills a sock with piss and shit.
I just slapped Mary-ann with my Asian Brown Bag. Rofl she's gonna be so mad when she gets out of that coma.
by Anita Dyk August 24, 2011
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cuple bags full

when someone is so completely spastic you just know they have bare issues to deal with.
used to describe mental state of society's rejects.
"did you see half ton mum last night?"

"issues man, cuple bags full"
by shadybattyman23 February 3, 2008
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bag your meat

To bag one's meat. A man involved in the missionary sex position with a woman. Successful intercourse involving the interaction between male genitalia and female genitalia.
Dude! That chick is all over you! Bag your meat man!
by Smash addict February 23, 2007
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