new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

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online news

A regularly updated online publication consisting of several connected subpages within one interface and containing news, articles, advertisement and other content relating to current affairs; often offering social elements.

The online news article I read isn't used in the printed publication.

The online news article is fake.

by authoritative by design June 05, 2017

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New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

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No Nut New Nyear

For one year you must not NUT
You may Nut the year after but then after that it repeats.

Are you guys ready for No Nut New Nyear

by Thomas Bryant (weaboo trash) April 28, 2019

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New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)

Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.

by Myzfyt July 26, 2019

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