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friend

a creature that has certain qualities of irritating people.
by peak of boring May 22, 2022
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friend on the inside

When you cutout the pockets in your pants as to have access to otherwise inaccessible areas in public
Fred usually found the park boring, but since he had a friend on the inside, it’s spiced up his visits tremendously!
by Red Rocket November 25, 2021
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Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.
Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"
by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020
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Friend slut

When you become really good friends with someone (really quick) but then you change your mind and never hang out with them
-Do you hang out with "so-so" ?
-No I dont hang out with that chick anymore
-you guys seemed so close
-hell naw, she was annoying
- you're such a friend slut
by Mad guru December 29, 2016
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daytime friend

A friend who isn’t just someone you’re friends when you to the club. You see and hangout with the daylight, not like your other superficial party friends.
Friend: I feel like I can tell you anything

Friend 2: cause you and I are daytime friends, not like these fake hoes we only say his to and the club.
by DynaHoe January 6, 2023
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Friend

by Tabletenis91210 April 22, 2019
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Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022
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