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I Ain't Ever Seen 2 Pretty Best Friends

According to a tiktok there has never been 2 pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly.. If both the friends are pretty they either fake friends or are up to something else ;)
wait how are anna and tina bestfriends? I ain't ever seen 2 pretty best friends.. always one of em gotta be ugly..
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You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them 

A great saying by a very wise man
person: Im going to kill you and your family

wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them

Friedrich Dog

FREE-drick dawg -noun

A way to describe a massive penis on a guy with an otherwise normal physique.
*skinny kid grabs his mass of a package*

Guy: "Holy shit! Now that's a friedrich dog!"
Friedrich Dog by frizzyfree February 10, 2010

fiend machine 

a vaporizor of any sort
ay pass the fiend!
yo lemme cop that fiend off you
yo you got a fiend machine on you?
fiend machine by 2100Justin September 27, 2018
Friends of the family.
We are fliends. Meet my fliends.
Fliends by SarKimnCo October 17, 2019

Nico-fiend 

Someone that is addicted to smoking cigarettes.
Put that cigarette out or she is gonna think you are a nico-fiend.
Nico-fiend by Carson Haney May 12, 2007

Dap fiend 

Dap fiend is someone who constantly goes out of their way to give daps or props to not only their friends, but also complete strangers and fags and crackheads. This person is a complete loser, and believes that touching another person's knuckles with theirs signifies some kind of a friendship pact, that can only be broken with 'yo back off I don't know you, fool'.
This punk Eddy was coming out the grocery store with douches and tampons he bought for his nasty ass hood rat girlfriend, and being the dap fiend he is, came over to the group of kids minding their own business with his fist, only to be brushed.
Dap fiend by Turkmenistan Stan December 31, 2009