Cunt Double

When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.

Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.

by Silverback nutsack January 7, 2024

Double Jeopardy

When you vomit and shit your pants at the same time.

I’m worried about pulling the trigger because I might get double jeopardy

by JigJiggly May 26, 2022

double-cousin

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of aunt (mother's sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of aunt (father's sister) at the same time.
3- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.

Double-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Double V

Term that describes person who is both a Virgin and Vegatarian

You sure you wanna date that? I heard she was a Double V!

by burple81 January 1, 2011

irregular-double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Double standard

The world doesnt try to shame females who think their social skills are perfect, the world tries to shame males who are perceived as having no social skills (though a lot of this comes from the same people who claim they're being shamed themselves, not society). The reality is there are no human victims, if theres one species that deserve to suffer, its humans.

Double standards are when one group's behavior is defended, but the same behavior in another group is condemned. So, pretending to suddenly jump to a male's defense when you finally discover oh shit, not all double standards work in a male's favor, or are perpetuated by males, or people other than yourself, and now you want to try and be the solution doesnt work. You are as much the problem as anybody else, you are as much the hypocrite as anybody else, even if you dont get that you are.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Double-Edged

Double-Edged come from an ancient word meaning (pure rage). It would normally be used to describe something annoying or out of order. If someone is double-edged then they would be an annoying piece of shit and a waste of space.

Some use Double-edged as a good thing, this use of the world is completely wrong and these people are morons.

"Double-Edged Nettles!"

"Darragh you double-edged pedophile."

by SuperMegaGenuis October 12, 2020