Fairy friend

A guy who is too short for a woman to date, no mattet how attractive she otherwise find him.

She saw the mist beautiful man she ever seen, but he was shorter than her wich she feels makes her dominant, protective iver someone smaller. Making her feel he can only be a friend, a besutiful Fairy friend.

by Humlanx November 4, 2021

THAT friend

the type of friend who is really nice to you in the beginning when you first meet them, but quickly turn into narcissistic assholes who only think that there opinion comes first.

these people are usually clingily to one person even if they caused severe mental harm to them. they always call you, text you, and its always for no reason at all. to be honest, we have all had these friends but when we try to get rid of them they always come back, then the cycle repeats. nice to asshole, over and over and over again.

guy 1: I heard you made a friend today!
guy 2: yeah, but its THAT friend..
guy 1: oh..

by Only_.Fax July 17, 2021

Friend

Someone who's always going to be there for you no matter what. A friend is someone that doesn't judge you for the stupid shit you've done, and that doesnt make you feel like crap.

She's my friend

by Your fellow stranger November 22, 2017

Cousinal Friend

A friend that’s your cousin or a cousin that’s your friend.

She is my cousinal friend.

by K-words April 13, 2025

Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025

friends

humans that you got to know somehow. They can be humanity's greatest threats, humanity's savior, or just a normal person. true friends stay there with you until the end and help you. fake friends are toxic and you get involved with humans like this a few times in the human body you are in right now. it's best to cut off contact with fake friends.

i have a great group of friends right now, who help me, chill out with me, and laugh with me. I hope you get a group like this!

hey! do you want to meet my friends, think they have the same interest as you lmao.

by specialist_0 January 3, 2022

Horse Friends

Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.

Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.

by Sparklepaws October 13, 2014