pulling the goalie

Canadian euphemism for masturbation

Carl fucking the dog aging?

Yeah, he's out back pulling the goalie.

by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Pulling a Randizok

When a person Unisex that is in a group chat All platforms goes for the Nuclear option in a moment of pure terror just straight up deletes every single one of your and/or no-one is safe other chat members messages, spanning a small,medium,large amount of time.

Someone typed “💀” and that was all it took. Full panic. Full randizok. Chat history reduced to atoms.

One “wait… guys?” later and BOOM—they were pulling a randizok, erasing years of messages, friendships, and possibly evidence.

by ckasper (not)friendly ghost January 5, 2026

Pulling a brody

The act of having a sleep over with your best friend but once their asleep, you carefully grab one of their sock’s that they’re wearing and use it as a safe place to ejaculate later into the night after watching Zoo porn.

Person 1: Last night when i was at my sleepover with my best friend stephen, i pulled a brody and ejaculated in his sock, man i swear it was the best nut i ever had. I pulled a brody.

Person 2: What the fuck.
pulling a brody

by Fatgirthybrodydicklover January 11, 2026

Pulling a Zion

A term used for someone who skips an entire school year but randomly shows up half a day and never comes back

A kid in our class pulling a Zion last next year

by mr.rattaster January 12, 2026

Logan Pallin

Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.

Logan Pallin, stop complaining about going into town 5 times!

by Ajota G July 11, 2011

Thumb Pulling

Thumb pulling is when you hold someone's hand then you both suck on your own thumbs to make it look like you are pulling / snogging

"I didn't know they were going out!?"

"they're not, they're just thumb pulling"

by c'est_moi September 7, 2013

Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~

by Steve Tuesday June 19, 2016