“pinchy cheese” is the best person you will ever meet. it’s the person that will understand you, be by your side no matter what, and always support you. if you find yourself a pinchy cheese you better hold them close and never let them go, they are the rarest type of person out there. they’re the person that fills your other half even though you’re a whole on your own. they add happiness to your life, they’re always a mood booster and will take naps with you if you’re exhausted but want to spend time with them. this person is your soulmate without the romantic aspect. they love you for you, and they’re probably the best person to do stupid fun things with. you two together are the life of the party, no matter who’s watching. pinchy cheese is the best friend that you always wanted, and have finally found.
look at those two, i wonder if they’re friends.
they’re the closest of friends, they’re each other’s pinchy cheese!
they’re the closest of friends, they’re each other’s pinchy cheese!
by the.canker_man March 30, 2021
Get the pinchy cheesemug. An underrated ✨spice✨, literally the best topping in the world. It should be used on everything ever. (Well savoury foods that is, don’t put it on a fucking cupcake pls)
by sappysardene August 9, 2021
Get the popcorn cheesemug. Act of Oral sex when the woman attracts all your cheese smegma on her lips and you both make out with her and 2 other people right after while maintaining the cheese on your lips passing it down
by Spookyluvcheesenodiddy444 April 29, 2025
Get the Ethiopian Cheese Roulettemug. A type of cup stack in beer pong where the only 3 cups remaining are the front cup and the 2 back corner cups, creating 3 separate islands. This type of stack can be called during the one allowable restack by a player or team that is feeling extra confident and would like to show off, but can also occur naturally. If this stack occurs on its own by a player or team that has hit the 3 cups that are not a part of the Philadelphia Cheese Grater, it is referred to as a "Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater." When a Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater occurs the the team shooting at the stack can no longer use their restack for the remainder of the game.
by Diablo Mustard Tiger November 25, 2023
Get the Philadelphia Cheese Gratermug. by Wwjtjwt February 23, 2025
Get the Chopped cheesemug. "Man said he was gonna whoop me, but I think he's got no cheese on the table!"
"Yeah doig, yain't got nun to worry bout!"
"Yeah doig, yain't got nun to worry bout!"
by SpinklePantz March 3, 2021
Get the no cheese on the tablemug. ADJ: A commonly used word to describe gay niggers that have dried nut near the genital region and outside the scrotum.
Example of Cock Cheese: Ewwww, Dontavious the gay kid from class fucked Jeremy and I can see Cock Cheddar running down his leg!!!!!
by WhitePowerEnslaver January 7, 2022
Get the Cock Cheesemug.