We have brown

We have brown means basically two people have something brown lol

1: Omg look we have brown
2: what the?

1: we have brown hair look

2: uhh ok?

by Juicylemonhead September 29, 2020

Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 11, 2023

Brown Face

The Act of smearing a zebra's shit all over your face to the point you can't see and your brown because you smeared zebra shit all over you face cause your brown

Im Canceling you for brown face

by Bangin' your daddy February 19, 2023

Andy Brown

The richest man in all of owensound. Smokes ass and eats grass. Gives a mean western grip hand job too.

Stranger: wait, are you Macaulay Culkin?
Andy: Mmmmm, nope, my name is Andy Brown and I’m a white fuck that has autism running deep thru my family tree.

by Gbabyhuuuuaaaahhhh April 1, 2022

Houghton Brown

Laying a poo on someone's front lawn.

Person 1: what did you do to them

Person 2: I smashed them with the old Houghton Brown

I hate that guy, so I hit him up with a Houghton Brown

by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.

Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.

by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021

Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also "bit torrent"

"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"

"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023