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oral sex

For a guy..It's when a gril sucks his over sized penis..for a girl its when a guy gives her a tounge twister. Basic. and fun.
GUY: Suck me beautiful.
GIRL: Oh Just shut up and get it over with.
by The Sex King August 12, 2003
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jug sex

to have sexual intercourse with that of a woman pair of boobs.
he had a illustrious night of jug sex with her.
by micahel February 8, 2006
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sex den

a pitch-black place where two people have sex, also a dark room that has sex toys in it
Man last night I took Jen to my parents sex den, she threw me on the bed before I even told her where we were!

O MY GOSH John and I had the BEST time in his sex den last night!
by GummiBearLover June 13, 2011
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boner sex

1. having sex with an erection.
2. awesome
1. Jenna and I had boner sex last tuesday.
2. Dude she likes, thats boner sex.
by qweef shady June 19, 2011
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sex god

basically a male that is either
a) amazing at sex
b) so amazing in every other way (ie. the whole package) that we just assume that he's fantastic in bed as well.
PAUL MCCARTNEY. yeah, he's slightly old-ish now, but yeah he's still the sex god.
by Anna Banana is cool man December 27, 2008
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bananna sex

*The woman was horny and didn't have a man or dildo, so she got the bananna and inserted it as if it were a dildo*
by Some D00D August 22, 2003
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Sex Story

Ik yall bored so here I go.?
He was the cutest boy in school, I would never have a chance! His dreamy eyes sparkled as he walked past, not noticing I was there. Of course I was the least popular of them all :(

It was till that math lesson when we got paired up and my heart was beating rapidly. We did fractions and then he said to me…
“yo,want some tutoring yk. here’s my best, sex is like maths, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply”. I was in shock until I replied with yes and didn’t think anything of it.
Later that day:
*friends theme tune in backround*
I heard a knock on the door, I went to get it.

It was him, the sexy thing I’ve seen.
“Come in” I said as we walked up to my bedroom.”
*looking for my books*
“You know babe…tutoring nah! *pulls me closer*”
“oh really, well I like were this is going”
*he undoes his shirt and helps her take off hers”
“ugh just get ur bra of already or I’ll do”
“Then I’m gonna take a long time sexy”
*gets undressed*
he pulls me closer on the bed and eventually gets on top of me. His hard, hairy dick soon enters my vagina and I let out a little moan. Which continued with a series of them.

“Ugh ugh ugh faster”
“I’m going babe”
we soon get up and I felt his tounge trickiling across my boobs and down my stomach.
then I felt a hole hand up my ass and then in the vagina. I went down to suck the long cock while he fingered mine. “UGH IM CUMMING” As we started humping
I really like sex story s
by the sexy story teller August 26, 2021
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