Mom's dinner theorem

Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.

You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.

B: mom's dinner theorem?

A: id rather not think about it.

by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024

ur mom

an ugly whore that sucks anyones dick

aaa fam ur mom be gay she sucked my dick last night

by jmimbo123 June 12, 2018

ur mom

A good comeback

What are you doing tonight?

Ur mom

by Alexys ayers January 8, 2022

ur mom

The BEST joke in the entire world

Person 1: Wht are u doing
Person 2: ur mom ;)

by arandomcatto December 8, 2022

Mom

A human who births a child and then, in some situations, leaves it with other family members :)

I don't have a Mom.

by IHaveNoMom April 26, 2023

Doer of Fef's mom

Breb.

"Here comes the doer of Fef's mom."
"Oh shit, Breb?"
"yep"

by Breb74 March 23, 2021

Ur mom

Trying to get you mad 🤦🏽 ♀️

Cc: why are you so annoying ?
Me: because ur mom is annoying

by Hwyyyyyuwu January 22, 2022