Kardashian lesbian 

a female who favors the same sex but is unable to engage in handiwork, often through choice. often considered to fail as a lesbian.

She is such a kardashian lesbian, she wouldn't hang that bookshelf herself.

Kardashian lesbian by WearyWarrior March 22, 2013

Joleon Lescott 

A Football player for Manchester City and the England pro-team

"did you see that guy on t.v yesterday with that freakishly large forehead?"
"oh you mean Joleon Lescott?"

Joleon Lescott by Tattersalad August 26, 2013

tania leslau 

I girl who is obsessed with a guys smell

She's a tania leslau

tania leslau by Ghwb May 14, 2015

synthetic lesbianism 

Falsly being gay or lesbian

All the girl be having a problem with synthetic lesbianism

synthetic lesbianism by redondahead May 14, 2015

Hybrid Lesbian

Bald, fat, disfuigured woman. Usually seen wearing men's clothing. Always seen with a hotter lesbian. The kind of lesbian we didn't wish existed.

"Damn that fucker is fat, but his chick is hot!"

"Dude that's a hybrid lesbian"

Hybrid Lesbian by Harvey111 August 11, 2015

Oatmeal Lesbian 

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.

I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.

Oatmeal Lesbian by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016

boy lesbian

A guy who says he is a girl to get a lesbian to sleep with him.

"I cried during the notebook, I'm like super emotional. Heck, I am practically a girl."
"Pshh, youre just a boy lesbian.'"

boy lesbian by jsquazzle March 12, 2016