Being a John

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome

Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you

Being a John by Gabbanga February 12, 2025

Doing a John Opkins

John Opkins is an English voice actor renowned for his gift at doing a range of English accents.

‘That ain’t his real voice. He’s doing a John Opkins.’.

‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’

Doing a John Opkins by SwissMinty February 22, 2025

Jimmy that John 

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.

“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”

Jimmy that John by thejohner May 16, 2025

Who tf is John Fisher 

the average reaction to give when someone says 'slurping it up like john fisher'

Person 1: bro, im slurping it up like john fisher
Person 2: what???? who tf is john fisher???

Who tf is John Fisher by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

Slurpin' it up like John Fisher

When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".

Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"

Slurpin' it up like John Fisher by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

Fuck You John 

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John

John just nutted in my mouth. Fuck You John.

Fuck You John by TronityCat September 10, 2025

Pulling a John 

Drinking five tall rum and cokes and beating a member of your immediate family.

"I heard R-Kelly pulled a John last week" "If you try to make me go back to rehab imma pull a John on all ya'll motherfuckers" "on god im Pulling a John this weekend"

Pulling a John by CouchCreamerVance October 6, 2025