When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
by patohoulahan March 28, 2015
Get the Double Parking Lot Surprisemug. Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
Get the Double standardsmug. When someone is giving two male partners a handy while on either side of them, one in each hand that is making the "zero" gesture, while kneeling.
by MagicMack February 7, 2024
Get the Cambodian double-zeromug. Scoring a "zero" in two or more aspects/categories of any type of game. Being so disengaged and useless that your teammates literally forgot you were playing for awhile there.
by TreyPuttz May 9, 2019
Get the Double Bonomug. The act of two big bodied persons sandwiching a smaller person in between them for an uncomfortably long period of time to make the smaller person feel as if they are boiling to death.
Person 1: Hey man, how was the drive down here?
Person 2: Awful, I was stuck in a double boiler in the back seat the whole way.
Person 2: Awful, I was stuck in a double boiler in the back seat the whole way.
by Greezymoney April 24, 2025
Get the Double Boilermug. by Diarrheabruh April 1, 2022
Get the Double gas backmug. When a male freezes his java juice and gets a swippity swoppity . then slides his cold cum cube up her mangina getting pregnant with himself. once the insect looking little fuck is born he changes back to a man and pretends to be a single dad to get a fuckton of pussy.
by Marypoppinthatpussy June 16, 2020
Get the Double the troublemug.