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blue pants

When you have blue pants and you have a flip phone in your red pants and you ate your sussy pink pants no cap
by Not sussy Baka May 26, 2021
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Blue Balls

The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.
Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!
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Blue

A sarcastic velociraptor who loves his raptor squad but hates Suzanne. he is the main character of Jurassic World, and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. He loves coffee and Jeff Goldblum and he can get into a really deep sleep. he has bad history with his family so he resorts to friends. Like Rexy Or Carl.
Charlie: Blue roast me.
Blue: Can't.

Charlie: why-
Blue: life screwed you over already.
by Weeb64 May 28, 2021
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Blue Sky

One of the most popular fanfictions in the Portal 1/2 fandom. Was written in 2011-2012 by wafflestories and can be found on FanFiction.net. It has 15 long chapters and is very popular, even being referenced in the Portal 2 Unauthorised Musical and many other media across the fandom.
Last night I read the fanfic "Blue Sky", it gave me a feels trip I wasn't prepared for.
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blue shell

throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else
Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021
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Blue Moon

A map in Flood Escape 2. Blue Moon is one of the two maps ranked 'Crazy' in difficulty. It's often argued about whether Blue Moon or Poisonous Chasm is harder, even though they are the same difficulty. It's hardly ever reached, as the 'Insane' difficulty levels are usually the limit.
Some people think Blue Moon is harder, while others think otherwise.
by CryptoDefiner573 May 29, 2021
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Blue Balls

A condition used by men to trick and bully girls into have sexual relations with them
Man: don’t stop or you’ll give me blue balls
Girl: I’m just uncomfortable with this

Man: NO YOU WILL GIVE ME BLUE BALLS AND I WILL HATE YOU!!
by Bi girl xoxo August 9, 2021
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