Teh Fuck

A saying for when you are at lack of words

upon seeing his wife's new hair cut, Jimmy uttered the great words of any speechless man, "Teh fuck..."

by TehUberPope February 8, 2007

cloister fuck

Several "cloister tiles" are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

by mshell December 15, 2008

pinch fuck

A substitute sex partner.

I've got Junes hole so sore she had to call in a pinch fuck for me.

by pogie January 2, 2010

fuck chop

Someone who is an idiot or has done something stupid that illicits immediate ire and irritation.

That asshole just cut me off. What a fuck chop!

by TheLibertine January 30, 2010

pig fuck

Very similar to cluster fuck, but has the additional benefits of debased those involved even further by implying that they are a fat, smelly, wet disgusting lard ass.

by uncle bob April 3, 2003

dutch fuck

to light a cigarette from the ember of anothers' cigarette.

I lost my lighter, give me a dutch fuck, would you.

by stanko korov December 13, 2007

donkey fuck

When one (or more) fellows participate in an act of beastiality involving a donkeys huge mega-dick. When Donkey-Fucking, one does not give it to the donkey most times, they usually suck/get butt fucked until the beast deposits a healthy load of semen into their ass/mouth

"Did you hear about the Donkey Fuck in the Red Sox locker room? Yeah, you can definately notice Manny Ramirez waddling to first base while clutching his ass. Yeah."

by Chris Steinke August 12, 2005