Cosmic Fart

A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.

Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-

by Crack Head May 23, 2020

Guiness Fart

A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.

"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"

by Ehwhy August 11, 2020

Harley Quinn Fart Comic

A Weird Fart Fetish Comic book from DC, Starring Harley, That'll turn on half the human race. It is obviously a fart fetish comic and no damn way that shit gonna be public access, every page is Scratch and sniff scented, and now i have a boner. Silent Butt Deadly, Wish it was loud, that's how i love my farts, if everyone gonna pass out, Make it as loud as bomb, with shit. no damn way this is how they're celebrating my queen and goddess, show some respect to the pits and tits too like damn nigga, i want a bottle of Harley Water too. queen

You Heard about that Harley Quinn Fart Comic book? oh, the one where she fucking shits herself?, yeah, that gave me a Major Rager.

by ilovetospreadinformation December 29, 2024

bucket of sweaty piss-farts

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.

That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

durry fart

A famous spider found at Gundaroo Zoo attracting tourists and biologists to his famous allure. Made famous when biologist Hayden Irivne, (an expert in athropods) gave him the nickname "durry fart" randomly. The name itself has no underlying meaning.

Person 1: "I went to Gundaroo Zoo last week."
Person 2: "Oh wow, did you see Durry Fart?"
Person 1: "Yes, his legs look longer in real life!"

by haydeno irveoni January 2, 2025

Para Fart

Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.

This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.

by Traumatized Child January 29, 2022

Fart Salsa

When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party

Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.

by anonymous June 10, 2024