Cum

A sticky substance created in a guy's balls when he becomes sexually aroused then it's released through the penis
Kiersten : Hey baby can you hand me my socks!
Jake : Sure babe! Oh! Oh! Oh! O Baby! Jesus Christ!
Jake: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh honey did you have to Cum in my sock!
Jake : Well when you stroke my cock like that I get excited!
Kiersten : Next time try to squirt your Cum in my pussy anus or mouth please ok sweetheart!
Jake : Well lucky for you I have plenty more Cum to release!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Kiersten : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMM! Yummy!
Jake : Lol!
Kiersten : What's so funny?
Jake : You have Cum running down your neck!
Kiersten : I guess you did have plenty of Cum left in you!
Jake : Oh Kiersten you my little Cum monster!
Kiersten : Mmmm! I Want More!
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Da milk that comes outta ur penis wehn you stroke it
I’m going to cummmm
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A common type of vanilla cream that's used as icing on pussies
Girl: cum in me~
Man: $1.2 for another shot
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White sticky shit that CUMs out of your dick either when you have sex or when you've hit rock bottom in life and masturbation and food are the only things that give your brain dopamine that you use to keep yourself from commiting suicide.
Her: your cum is all over my face😩🥺

Him: yeah what about it, go make me a sandwich bitch

Her: owkay daddy

Him: don't say that shit again or ima shove a glock up your ass and fire it
by HP Lovecraft 69 August 22, 2022
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when you masturbate to hard

Michael: yo bro imma go watch porn
Bro: ok
12 mins later
Bro: why are your pants white?
Michael: i cummed while watching porn
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