god loves you

what my mom told me before sending me to him

me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

You will never be a god

Loki's last words before Thanos snapped his fucking neck.

When Loki said, "you will never be a god" in infinity war, I wanted to kill Thanos.

by Killmepleaserightnow September 26, 2018

Before you start...

A term that you say when you did something that will piss someone off.
Said to the person who it will piss off to stop them from talking so you can explain.

Me- (I just crashed my car) shit, now what am I supposed to do.
Owner of car- What the Hell?
Me- Before you start...
Owner of car- the Hell did you do to my car?
Me- let me explain Damnit

by CJM80 January 11, 2015

I despise you

Someone that can't see you, Or else they want to annihilate you.

The Wok: I DESPISE you, Zhao xina.
Zhao Xina: BING CHILLING

by nonexistentturtle November 17, 2021

how you doin'?

A phrase you can tell somebody if it seems he is doin' somehow and you don't know how.

To respond to this "question" in the same way as you would respond to "how are you?" is considered as a faux pas.

Dude 1: "How you doin'?"
Dude 2: "Hi!"

by the dudie March 23, 2019

fuck you forward

When your work colleague asks for something that you already sent them, and you just hit forward on the original email with no note.

Sanjay thought he was catching me being late on a project, when really I already sent him my part two weeks ago. So he got a fuck you forward when I sent it ... yet again.

by BerryrVA October 28, 2017

You fuckin me

Something you say to replace the phrase "you kiddin me"

"Hey did you hear about tammy sleeping with the dog"? "Really?" "You fuckin me"

by Thunder shit September 3, 2021