ur mom

ur mom is a milf. i love ur mom. tell ur mom i want to made out with her. peace out.

i want to be with ur mom.

by sagexx November 21, 2021

Your mom

The person who i fucked

I had sexual intercourse with your mom

by Krtinakrtina November 21, 2021

Ur mom

It's XBOX 360's kid most loved sentence. He does it all.

"I did your mom last night"

by Vystriah January 23, 2022

ur mom

your birthgiver / legal female guardian / any mother figure in your life. if you don’t have one then L 😹😹😹😹

“sarah what do you want for dinner tonight honey?”
“ur mom”

by nyaminyami January 24, 2022

your mom

Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.

Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you?
Me: Your mom

by yamooni January 24, 2022

Ur mom

Is a fun thing to say when someone asks where you are.It can be used as doing your mom, or (fucking your mom.’

When someone asks where you are, you can say “ your moms house”.

by Thesenutscanneverfitinyomouth January 24, 2022

haydens mom

Psychotic

Mom: Where are you at?
Hayden: Johnnys house

Mom: ARE YOU REALLY AT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE?!?!?!?

Friends: haydens mom
she’s psychotic

by h79 January 24, 2022