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Laser Kid

Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
by Johnnydude6 August 14, 2011
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Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011
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stray kids

oh you listen to stray kids? kiss me rn.
by userseochangbin November 24, 2021
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emo kid

a teenage emo, tries to be quirky but fails miserably; a fucking bitch (in a bad way)
Hey, see that emo kid over there? Yeah, they’ll regret their life in a few years.
by cozy_ari November 24, 2021
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Kid from shrek

Hey, this is my girlfriend, you can ask her any question you want.

Do the Roar!
-Kid from Shrek
by Kid from Shrek November 23, 2021
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Zoink Kid

The black sheep of the family or the “special person” out the friend group who other think wont be much of as a kid because of their weirdness but end up becoming the most successful out of the family/group. Tends to get bullied or having to defend themselves to others opinions. Usually has a talent of some sort that nobody appreciates.
“You been grown since a zoink kid” - Mahlleh “Zoink Kid” song 2019
by Zoinkid November 23, 2021
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Band kid

A rlly lame loser. Even worse if they’re named Scout 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Michael: “yeah at least I’m not a band kid tho”
Amelia: “bro ur way too cool to be a band kid (🤢)”
by dopeorchkid😎😎 May 18, 2023
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