Now I Can Die

A phrase used when you have accomplished everything you've set out to do. By uttering this phrase, you are implying that there is nothing else left for you to do except die.

And yes... it's just a figure of speech

"Dude, I just asked Marjorie out and she said yes! Now I can die."

by The Real Elmer April 23, 2006

i love you harder

to love someone with more passion than they love you with

boyfriend:i love you
girlfriend: i love you harder

(or vice versa, not to be confused with a sexual joke)

by fmlman October 9, 2009

i know your kind

I know how you are, and what you do, and how you act.

Guy: I don't trust girls they all cheat.
Girl: I don't cheat on anyone!

Guy: "I KNOW YOUR KIND"
Girl: wow! How did you know I cheat like all the other girls? 😮

by Cowboynatedog 👀 September 20, 2017

why do i exist

There is no reason

Why do I exist? There is no reason

by Boomexplodey December 19, 2017

i fucked your mom

i love you

Richie, I fucked your mom

by gayvoodka November 24, 2019

And that's how I saved Christmas

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."

"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

by UltimaWepn January 2, 2005

i like your moves

The correct response to the comment, "I like your style."

Person 1: I like your style.
Person 2: I like your moves.

by Not Roswig March 4, 2007