Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020

Ugly Brown

A boy who has alot of friends, is really popular, all the girls like him & is really well-known... but is actually really ugly !
This term was made by two kauai girls from chiefess kamakahelei !

Oh my gosh ! Kierra, Kris is such a Ugly Brown !!!

by Kayywhyy March 6, 2011

Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.

Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.

by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021

brown dynamite

When your half-indian friend convinces a female person on tumblr to suck his dick while playing guitar hero on hard mode. In some cases other female sexes are joining in to tickle ones ballsack.

Yo fam, this friend of mine pulled off the brown dynamite. No way!

by Cuntwoggle March 25, 2017

brown snicker-doodle

the act of shiting in another persons asshole

"hey tried to give me a brown snicker-doodle so we broke up"

by your69mom October 18, 2015

Brown Nazi

Brown person who doesn't like other brown people.

Sanjeev: Why do you hate me
Arav: Because I'm a brown nazi

by JefftheGOAT009 October 16, 2018

brown baboony

a big black baboon that enjoys chicken and watermelon with his side of “dat grape koolaid”

well well well if it isn’t some brown baboonys l eating fried chicken

by the real ruckus 453 March 5, 2024